Leesie: Mom, when is the 4th of July?
Me: Next week, why?
Leesie: Is it just one day a year?
Me: Yes. Why?
Leesie: Because I don’t want to miss it! But we’ll be on bacation!
Me: We won’t miss it. We’ll celebrate it while we’re on “bacation.”
Leesie: So when is it? What day?
Me: (Not remembering the actual day of the week, answered sarcastically…) It’s on July 4th.
Long pause. She looks at me in amazement…
Leesie: WHAT? Are you kidding me? The FOURTH of JULY is on JULY FOURTH????
Leesie: Woah. That’s crazy. I have got to tell Daddy this. (runs off to inform dad of the big news)