FOR MY GIRL
Bedtime is quiet.
You keep saying you forget.
I’m losing my mind.
FOR MY BOY
Potty training stinks.
Your diapers stink even more.
PLEASE use the toilet.
FOR THE DOG
You’ve made it this long.
But now you peed on my things.
You’re pushing your luck.
FOR MY HUSBAND
We have such cute kids.
I thought I wanted one more.
They have changed my mind.
I would have changed my son’s diaper all of his life, if I could have just had him longer. But don’t worry. Jacob will train himself one of these days. He’ll finally figure it out.
are you talking about my perfect great grandbabies.